Three men drove all the way from Miami to commit a series of crimes, and an Ocoee man tried hiding stolen merchandise under his bed covers.

One lady decided to destroy a McDonald's cookie display before climbing on the checkout counter to vent her frustrations. In other news, a WG officer found a convicted felon and his friends squatting in a home for sale.

One male bit a gas station employee's nipple to get away with stolen beer.

A male driver claimed he was duped by Mexicans, and one Target shopper really wanted some sushi.

One woman handed an officer an ID card making her out to be about four months old. In other news, a man decided to take advantage of a disabled adult under his care by hiding drugs in his pocket.

Two women believed an intersection would be a fine place for a short nap, while another man seemed to forget that in America we drive on the right side.

A bicyclist in Ocoee tried burying his problems, but it didn't go too well. In another news, one attempted thief was thwarted from satisfying her sweet tooth.